A priest got turned on by a beautiful nun but she rejected him: 3 hours later the forbidden truth was revealed
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Never in his wildest dreams did this poor priest imagine his day would turn out like this. When he remembers this day, we're sure he would do things differently if he could do them over again!
We think we've all experienced meeting someone for the first time and immediately felt a connection. You both knew there was an instant attraction - the question is what do you do next.
Remember, don't take life (and yourself) too seriously! We all need a little fun in life, so here's our way to brighten your day - laughter really is the best medicine!
Reverend Ted was driving his car down a sunny country road when he suddenly noticed a nun waiting at a bus stop. Always ready to help, he stopped the car and offered her a ride. The young nun thanked him, put the suitcase in the trunk, and sat down in the chair next to the driver, next to the priest.
The poor priest got shocked when he turned around to offer himself to the nun. She was a devastating beauty, and for the first time, he completely lost concentration and had trouble speaking.
"Hello, I'm Nun Grace", she said, quite amused by his reaction to her.
"H-H-Hello, I'm Reverend Ted", the reverend managed to mumble, his face extremely red.
Although they hardly exchanged a word, there was a feeling of strong attraction, as if they had known each other for years. The priest, a bit confused by the experience, decided it was time to make a move.
As they prepared to drive, the nun bent slightly to fasten her seat belt, her robe revealing a beautiful leg. The priest took a look and almost had an accident.
After taking control of the car, he could not stop himself and placed a hand on the nun's knee, and slowly went up the nun's leg with his hand.
The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember chapter 129 of the Psalms".
The priest felt embarrassed and apologized. He forced himself to lower his hand. But he couldn't take his eyes off her leg. Later in the drive, while shifting, he again let his hand touch her leg.
The nun said again, "Father, remember Psalm 129".
Once again the priest apologized, "I'm sorry sister, but my body is too weak".
When they reached the convent, the nun came out, looked at the priest with a piercing look and went on her way. When he arrived at the church, the pastor hurried to check what Psalm 129 meant.
In the chapter it is written: "Go forward and seek, up the road you will find glory".
Moral of the story:
Always know your job well, or you might miss a great opportunity.
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